Add Christmas tree ornaments to Darby Crash's Top 10 Destroy List. He doesn't really have a top 10, mostly just cardboard. Seeing as he plucked an identical Glitter Bird Tree Ornament clean of feathers, glitter, eyes and beak last year we will add it to his list. Since he has to wait an entire year to establish his tree ornament pattern I'm just going to go ahead and give him the benefit of the doubt. RIP little glitter bird.
Oh, and how do I know it was Darby??? Glitter-Lips, AGAIN.